I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face
Amychophilia: sexual arousal from scratching
Stigmatophilia: sexual arousal from tattoos and piercings
Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal from biting
Basorexia: strong craving or hunger for kissing
Tumblr: the place that helped us discover we all suffer from sexual disorders
greeneyedlioness: SO I JUST WENT OUTSIDE AND SCREAMED “OBAMA!!!!!” BECAUSE I’M OVERWHELMED WITH FEELS AND IN THE DISTANCE, ALL I HEAR IS A GUY SHOUT BACK “MICHELLE?” Is this my potential soul mate? Or a creeper in the night?
ravenclawsbleedtardisblue: oh-stewart: i have the sex appeal of a math book idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me” And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
: you froze
: ok you're good
: no i couldn't hear you
: you were breaking up